Yesterday
I wenta Singapore Discovery Centre yesterday ((:
With all my frens..i min..i went there with the school..well, only 4A,4B,4C,4D will go.
We sat a 30 minutes ride there.
I sat with tingting and celine.
Rayray and chelsea sat behind.
They told loads of jokes.
The funniest joke(Well...this is kind of long,):
A teacher asked John what is 1+1.
John then asked his grandmother:What is 1+1?
Grandmother said:Aiya..i lao ama..old memory le.
Then,John asked his father which is watching a football match.A person scored and so,his father said:YA!
Then, John went and asked his mother who is buying oranges.His mother said:The bigger the better.
John went to ask his sister afterwards.His sister was listening to music and she sang:Red and yellow,red and yellow.
Finally, John asked his grandfather who is asleep.His grandfather dreamt of a person hitting him so he said:Hey!I grandfather leh! How dare you bit me?!
So, when john went back to school,his teacher asked him:What is 1+1?
He said:Aiya..i laoama old memory le.
The teacher then said:You want caning izzit?
John said:YA!
The teacher said:How big do you want?
John said: The bigger the better!
The teacher said:What colour do you want?
John said:Red and yellow,red and yellow!
Then, the teacher took a cane which is very big and red and yellow in colour and caned John.
John then said:Hey!I grandfather leh! How dare you bit me!
<--END OF JOKE-->
HAHA! FUNNY RIGHT?
I have another one.
A teacher wanted to test his student's bravery.
So, he took a dead body and touched the ''toot'' with his index finger.
Then, he licked his middle finger.
All The children thought that the teacher used the index finger to touch and lick then they do it.
The teacher then said anxiously:Hey! You all never listen to me! I said touch the person with your index finger and lick with your middle finger!
<--THE END-->
Haha! Isn't this great too?
Ok..back to Singapore Discovery Centre...
We finally reached the place! We took taekwondo lessons -.-..And we shoot basketballs 3 times fur each person. I dint score )):
Then, we took our lunch break. I ate potato chips, the fish thingee thingee and my hot dog bread! LOLXXXXX
Then, we went to a place where they introduced us to the olympics..they talked alot bout' it. Coz we went there to have the title ''Olympics'' =P
Afterwards, we went to a room and do something really funny and lame..
We have to do a brisk over a mat, then take up a caidai and turn and spin it all around like we join chinese dance?!!Then, we have to clap up,turn left and touch our toes.Then, here comes the ''URGH'' Part.We have to tighten our knees to our head and the people in charge will push us or should i say,roll us!Then, when everybody is done, we all shouted fur the teachers to do it! THEY REALLY DO IT! YIPPEE! SEEING MRS YEO DO IT IS SURE FUN!
After that, we have to go..
We sat on the bus and somebody keep on playing with the chair till the bus driver fed up and you know what he scold?
He scolded:''Who keep playing with my chair ahh?!!!Teacher ask you not to play already you still play! IDIOT!'' Then he screamed ''IDIOT!!!!''
He then say he will drive 60 kilo only and if we make sommor noise, he cut down one kilo.
And you know what? We reach school at 6.10..Go home time is 6.15 haha. But thw worser thing izz [WE SAT ON THE BUS FOR 45MINS!!!!!
Then,my father brought miie home..i felt really tired but still need to do school hw and shower...then, i ate my dinnner..And all seems normal to my normal life again..LOLXX
So, Nth much! But,let miie tell you another joke that chelsea and Rachel told miie:
A man is a retard that lives by himself in a house.So, His house doesn't have a roof..
Then, one day,got bird droppings fall on him..Then one of them fall on his nose. HE GO EAT IT MAN! HAHAXX! Ok..done..Actually still got more jokes but i forgotten the rest le so, BIIE!
Today
Nothing..BIIE!
BIIE!!!!